2 cerita yg sama dalam 1 n3 "kisah benar".

CERITA SATU
*Computer Problem*

"Technical Support, how can I help you?"
*
FEMALE CALLER:* "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing
noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the
computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell,
then nothing."
*
TECH SUPPORT:* "I will have a technician come over first thing this
morning. Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem
and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address;
phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can."

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was,
said what happened to it, and this is what the technician found wrong...

Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ...

And you thought YOU had computer problems!!!

The technician told her: ... "It must have been after the mouse!"

The woman didn't think that was funny at all*!*


p/s -Kejadian ini benar-benar berlaku di Florida, ni adalah kes yg paling terpencil dan sangat2 jarang berlaku, macam mana ular tu bleh berada disitu... motif? kerana kejar tikus or mencari perlindungan..wallahuaklam.

CERITA DUA
Computer Repair*

*
Caller:* Hi, our printer is not working.
*
Customer Service:* What is wrong with it?
*
Caller:* Mouse is jammed.
*
Customer Service:* Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!
*
Caller:* Mmmmm??... Oh really? ... I'll send you a picture.

Hahaha..betul2 ada tikus ar...patut la jem..:)